Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Obituary of Mr Common Sense

I snapped this from this page

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge)

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The clock is ticking ...

January 13 2008 ... He's coming back ...

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The largest swimsuit photoshot evah !

Boy I wish I could be there :

It happened in Australia where 1010 women in bikini posed for the largest swimsuit photoshot ever ...

Source Reuters

hai there ! Me iz doing the doctor stuff today

lolcats funny cat pictures

Thnx Lolcats !

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I'm escaping from this show

Yep ... It's sad but after 2 episodes of the third season Prison Break, I'm really losing faith in this show. Too bad . If I was a chick I could have watched a little bit more for Wentworth Miller but nope !

Too bad .

P.S. : Meanwhile you should check Journeyman .